100 REASONS YOU'RE NOT A F**KING VIKING BOOK

$8.00

A POCKET-SIZED REALITY CHECK.

100 Reasons You’re Not a F*cking Viking is a light-hearted blend of humour and history, created to remind modern readers-gently or not-that the Viking Age is long gone. Packed with fun facts, quick lessons, and play-along questions, this pocket book is designed to entertain while clearing up the myths surrounding “modern Vikings.”

Perfect as a gift for friends who take their Nordic fantasies a little too seriously (or not seriously enough), it delivers both laughter and a surprising amount of real insight. Whether used as a party piece, a bathroom book, or a stocking stuffer, it promises smiles on every page.

Illustrations by Isar Oakmund and Mat Bone, bringing an extra layer of character and chaos to the mix.

Features
  • Humorous, myth-busting pocket book

  • Filled with fun facts, questions, and Viking-themed jokes

  • Artwork by Isar Oakmund and Mat Bone

  • Perfect for gifts, stocking fillers, and casual reading

  • Compact, pocket-friendly format

Frequently Asked Questions

What is this book about?

A light-hearted, pocket-sized blend of humour and history, created to gently (or not so gently) remind modern readers that the Viking Age is long gone, while clearing up some of the myths surrounding "modern Vikings."

What's inside the book?

Fun facts, quick lessons, and play-along questions, all aimed at entertaining while busting common Viking myths.

Is this a serious history book?

It's history with a sense of humour. It's packed with real facts and insight, but written to entertain as much as to educate.

Do I need any prior knowledge of Norse history to enjoy this?

No, it's accessible to complete beginners, while still offering plenty for readers who already know their sagas from their stereotypes.

Who is this book for?

Anyone with an interest in Norse history and culture, especially fans of myth-busting humour, or anyone who knows someone who takes their "Viking" persona a little too seriously.

Is this a good gift?

Yes, it works well as a stocking filler, party piece, or gift for friends and family with a genuine (or ironic) interest in Norse history.

How does this differ from Northern Black's other books, like the Viking Art series?

The Viking Art series is a visual reference for Norse art and design. This book is a short, humour-led read focused on myths and misconceptions about Vikings, rather than artwork or design reference.

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