Man wearing bold Viking-themed black t-shirt with edgy white text, standing outdoors in green foliage.
Woman with red hair wearing Norse-inspired Viking t-shirt in forest, bold rune-style graphic

YOU'RE NOT A VIKING T-SHIRT

$14.00
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YOU'RE NOT A F*CKING VIKING.

Say it straight. This design by Isar Oakmund mixes Norse grit with modern irony, printed in a bold white Nordic-style font on black cotton.

It’s a reminder - you don’t need to play the part to stand for the spirit of it. Honest work, strong hands, and a sense of humour go further than cosplay ever will.

The shirt is true to size, soft, and built for everyday wear. Whether you’re at work, at a gig, or just tired of nonsense, it does the talking for you.

Features

  • Original design by Isar Oakmund

  • White Nordic-style print on black t-shirt

  • Regular unisex fit

  • Soft, durable cotton

  • True to size

Modelled by Tank in size XL and Abi (5ft5.5in) in size L.

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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Width cm

 41.9 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20

Length cm

 68.58 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36

 
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