LIVRE • 100 RAISONS POURQUOI VOUS N'ÊTES PAS **ROI VIKING

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100 RAISONS POURQUOI VOUS N'ÊTES PAS AF**KING VIKING : UN GUIDE COMPLET, MAIS idiot, POUR NAVIGUER DANS LES CLICHÉS VIKINGS DANS LE MONDE MODERNE

Êtes-vous prêt à vous lancer dans une aventure passionnante à travers l’histoire avec une tasse d’hydromel dans une main et une confrontation avec la réalité dans l’autre ? "100 raisons pour lesquelles vous n'êtes pas un F**king Viking" n'est pas qu'un livre ; c'est un voyage bruyant dans le temps, mêlé à un regard vif sur la manie viking d'aujourd'hui.

Plongez dans cette exploration irrévérencieuse des traditions nordiques et découvrez :

  • Pourquoi les casques à cornes sont historiquement interdits. (Spoiler : les Vikings ne les portaient pas !)
  • Comment éviter d'être un stéréotype viking lors des foires de la Renaissance et au-delà.
  • Des leçons modernes tirées de la sagesse ancienne, car qui ne pourrait pas utiliser un peu de courage viking dans sa vie ?

Ce n’est pas un livre d’histoire ordinaire. Il s'agit d'une aventure déchirante et qui brise les stéréotypes qui vous en apprendra plus sur ce que signifie être un Viking que n'importe quelle émission de télévision ou mème.

Parfait pour:

  • Passionnés d’histoire en quête de bonne humeur.
  • Passionnés de culture pop qui aiment les tendances pleines d’esprit.
  • Toute personne recherchant un cadeau unique alliant humour, histoire et cœur.

Caractéristiques spéciales :

  • Des illustrations uniques dessinées à la main donnent vie à l'hilarité de Peter Oakmund Madsen et Mat Bone.
  • Un contenu unique pour les passionnés d’histoire et d’humour.
  • Un format A6 élégant, parfait pour lire en déplacement ou pour afficher sur votre table basse/le livre de toilette parfait !

Procurez-vous votre exemplaire aujourd'hui et rejoignez les rangs des éclairés et des amusés ! Car avouons-le, la plupart d'entre nous se rapprochent le plus du statut de Viking en choisissant le filtre "Nordic Noir" sur Instagram.

Ajoutez-le au panier maintenant et embarquez pour rire, apprendre et jeter un regard libérateur sur la culture viking !

About the author

Isar Oakmund

Isar Oakmund is a Danish tattooist based in Whitley Bay, England, who has spent years specialising in Nordic and historical art. Every design in his books starts as a sketch in his own hand, and every rune, motif and symbol is researched before it is drawn, so what you get is grounded in real Norse and Viking Age history.

About Northern Black

Frequently Asked Questions

What is this book about?

A light-hearted, pocket-sized blend of humour and history, created to gently (or not so gently) remind modern readers that the Viking Age is long gone, while clearing up some of the myths surrounding "modern Vikings."

What's inside the book?

Fun facts, quick lessons, and play-along questions, all aimed at entertaining while busting common Viking myths.

Is this a serious history book?

It's history with a sense of humour. It's packed with real facts and insight, but written to entertain as much as to educate.

Do I need any prior knowledge of Norse history to enjoy this?

No, it's accessible to complete beginners, while still offering plenty for readers who already know their sagas from their stereotypes.

Who is this book for?

Anyone with an interest in Norse history and culture, especially fans of myth-busting humour, or anyone who knows someone who takes their "Viking" persona a little too seriously.

Is this a good gift?

Yes, it works well as a stocking filler, party piece, or gift for friends and family with a genuine (or ironic) interest in Norse history.

How does this differ from Northern Black's other books, like the Viking Art series?

The Viking Art series is a visual reference for Norse art and design. This book is a short, humour-led read focused on myths and misconceptions about Vikings, rather than artwork or design reference.

Shipping

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In the event that your order arrives damaged in any way, please submit a contact form as soon as possible here with your order number and as much info as possible. We address these on a case-by-case basis but will try our best to work towards a satisfactory solution.

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Returns

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. Any return shipping costs will be the responsibility of the customer.

To start a return, you can contact us via our contact form, here. Please note that returns will need to be sent to the following address: 27 Percy Road, flat 4, NE262AX, Whitley Bay UK.

You can always contact us with any return questions via our contact form or live chat. 


DAMAGES AND ISSUES 
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If your parcel has been unclaimed and sent back to us, we are happy to send it back to you. A new shipping invoice will be sent to you to cover the cost of the resend.


EXCEPTIONS / NON-RETURNABLE ITEMS 
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like digital downloads, custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), one-of-a-kind products, and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item. 

We do not accept any order cancellations or returns for orders including digital products, one-of-a-kind products or custom designs.


EXCHANGES 
The best way for us to quickly fix any issues you may have with a product is to offer store credit for the amount you originally paid.


EUROPEAN UNION 1 COOLING OFF PERIOD 
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

You can also exercise your right of withdrawal electronically through our online withdrawal form via the Submit Withdrawal button accessible on every page. If you use this online function, we will send you a receipt confirmation by email without undue delay.

 

REFUNDS 
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if any requested refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too. If more than 15 business days have passed since we approved your return, please contact us through our contact form.

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